I first published the post below on June 15 2005 in one of my Diary Entries and came across it as I was reading through my paper-minded, paper-oriented electronic diary that TypePad has saved for me all these years. Well, I thought I'd share it with you again but from a different perspective and considering all the changes that have occurred since June 2005:
(a) Unfortunately, Zeus refused to promote me to the highly divine status of goddess. So, let it be! I'm still a semi-goddess!!
(b) Since June 2005, my cooking skills have been improving nicely, so now I know how to boil five eggs at the same time without causing an explosion!
Dear Diary,
Considering that I am a semi-goddess sent to Earth by Zeus to study the humans - I might just as well be promoted to the highly divine status of goddess...remains to be seen ...(end of digression!)...... I have a sneaking suspicion that Era, feeling terribly jealous of my semi-divinity, has placed a curse on me !
The curse being ....something connected with fire or ...burning ! Not long ago, my ethernet card was burnt out ... I can still recall the weird smell. The following day, while I was driving to work, I saw a car on fire !! Thank God, it wasn't mine ! Today, I had come home from work when I came back home from work, I thought I'd boil some eggs to use them in my new invention : Anastasia's Olympian Salad (I'll give you the recipe one of these days).
While waiting for the eggs to boil , I called my best friend in Athens and started chatting away the hours when ...all of a sudden ... I heard a terrible explosion ! Undoubtedly, something was cooking in the kitchen !!! I dropped my mobile phone on the floor and went to the kitchen to ....check on things !! I could not believe what I saw! It was a scary sight ! All five eggs would pop up and burst in all directions! I was so terrified that I forgot to switch off the cooker ! As a result, the pan was burnt , too! And there was practically no water in it!
And because of Era's divine curse ....just at that very moment ... hubby came back from work !! I ran away and went to hide under the bed amidst the shoe boxes ! ...while the eggs would still busrst in all directions...and the pan would keep burning...
I heard hubby saying .....yelling out"What on earth is happening here ?????"...and judging by the tone of his voice ..I thought it was much wiser to remain in my hiding place....
When I finally got out ....he made me clean the mess....told me off saying that I could have easily set the flat on fire ! I was even more terrified....and started crying...It always works with hubby !!! Thank God I was able to cry ! Because , after having cleaned up, he took me in his arms to console me ! And gave me his present ! Three pink roses!
The aftermath: we had spaghetti with tomato sauce for dinner ( hubby cooked it ! ). As for the eggs ...and considering my semi-divine nature, they were a burnt offering to the altar of love !
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